Just what is he trying to hide?


I returned to the scene two days later, to document the decomposition of the subject. A man appeared in the window...
"Excuse me...what are you doing?" he asked.
"Oh...I'm just taking a picture of your snowman."
He stared at me incredulously, like I was pissing in his yard.
"I take pictures of snowmen in the area...I kind of document their lives."
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now."
"Ok," I say, trying to set it up so I can get at least one good shot.
"Seriously, right now...don't even take a picture! Leave right now!"
At this point I see that he has a phone. Holy shit...is he actually going to call the cops?
"Ok...have a happy new year," I call out, quickly snapping a picture, hoping it will turn out, but pretty sure it won't. And as you can see in the final picture, it didn't.

3 Comments:
This is a great page! It had me laughin my ass off! Thanks for the laughs!! Keep it coming I heard there is more snow coming this weekend!!
1/18/2006 11:36:00 AM
I still say that this guy had a meth lab in his basement.
1/21/2006 08:37:00 AM
Musta been hiding something in all of that snow.
1/21/2006 06:06:00 PM
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